Listen here J.Biebz. I loved that song you didn’t write about how your first love broke your heart for the first time, but STFU.
I get it, you hit your head. It hurt. That’s life!
Now go home and cry, and wipe your tears with the millions of dollars you’ve made of 14 yr old girls everywhere around the world, who are probably google street viewing that place as we speak, so they can go with a CSI kit and try and find traces of your hair/hairspray/puberty/fingerprints and try and sell it on E-bay…or shriek endlessly…whichever 14yr old girls do better.
(via fuckyeahladygaga)
I guess my question of whether a George Harrison fetish exists has now been answered….
I thought I was watching a mashup of Madonna videos such as Like a Prayer and Vogue… turns out it was Lady Gaga’s ‘Alejandro’.
I don’t care if she worked with Madonna’s main creative director on this. It’s a blatant way of saying ‘o hai guis, i’m madonna 20 yrs later. nbd. sup?’
PS. O Hai Bono!
You know where nice people end up? On welfare.
Thanks Kelly!
Now I know what it means when people say “Nice girls finish last.” They truly finish last…because they’re held up at the welfare line :-/
“If you don’t like swearing then this is the wrong place to be.”
You tell ‘em sister.
Telling my story with her words. Killing me softly, with her lolz.
